Wednesday, November 25, 2015

I called a shoulder blade a razor blade



Tito & Tita

Two birds were talking, one was named Tito and the other Tita.

Scene: Tito sits on an oak tree branch. Tita lands next to him.

Tita 
Hey! What are yah doin'?

Tito 
Oh, you know nothing just here looking out at the wilderness.

Tita
Oh yeah? What specifically are yah lookin' at?

Tito 
Nothing really much, just how the snow slowly melts as the day goes by.

Tita 
Wait? How long yah been here sitting on this oak tree branch?

Tito 
What do you mean?

Tita 
Yeah. It's almost one in da afternoon and yah said, let me quote yah, 'as the day goes by."

Tito 
I've been here since eight. Just staring at the snow melt.

Tita 
Dayum dude! And you ain't eaten yet?

Tito 
Yeah, I ate a worm that landed next to me when it fell from one of the top branches.

Tita 
And that's all yah eaten?

Tito 
Yeah.

Tita 
Well yah sure does have a strong fascination for dah melting snow 'cause I would've scrammed out a here a long time ago. Mah guts would've been screaming by now.

Tito 
Well, you know, it's not often that you watch snow melt.

Tita 
You got that right! Well, how long you gonna stay here perched on this here oak tree branch?

Tito 
Oh, I don't know. Maybe until nighttime?

Tita 
'Till nighttime?!

Tito 
Yes, until nighttime.

Tita 
Dayum! You sure is a strong birdy 'cause I would've scrammed out of here a long time ago.

(silence)

Tita (cont.)
 Well Tito, I'm gonna leave 'cause I am hungry. You want some of them worms from some of the tree branches above?

Tito
 No thank you. I just want to watch the snow melt.

Tita
 Okay, see yah around Tito and don't let anyone tell you you are a weird birdy.

Tito
 All right Tita.

(Tita flies away)

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