*sits down at kitchen table, folds hands in front of self, looks at family members as they sit, looks down at table, and finally speaks*
"I have written a haiku poem for this occasion. Please do not laugh or cry or eat until I am done."
(silence)
Turkey
I saw the turkey
It gave me overwhelming
Fright, now eat quickly.
*looks up at family members*
"Thank you. Thank you berry much."
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